Secret Lair
Drink your coffee, take a good look at the outside world, and head for your bunker. An unnamed group of mad scientists, experts, and other imaginary people have determined that attempting to read this book while sipping a hot beverage may result in unwanted spillage. A well-stocked secret lair is, in my opinion, the best place to explore the world of Deeply Disturbed Donuts.
What do you mean you don’t have a fortified, secure, secret, underground lab/bunker? Where do you keep all of your robots, experiments, vats of smoldering goo, excessive clones and accidentally abducted aliens? I mean, it’s not like you can just pile all of them in the kitchen. Be reasonable.
Where was I? Oh, yes. Coffee. I’d recommend finishing it before you read this story. Laughing in mid-sip can have disastrous consequences. Never mind the burns or the need to wipe off your mobile device, I’d hate for anyone to miss out on their coffee.
Deeply Disturbed Donuts is a new novella that is now available from all of the usual eBook sites. In addition, it will soon be available in a tangible paperback format. (You can think of it as a mobile device that never needs recharging.)
So, fill up your mug, take one more look around the neighborhood. Do you see your neighbors? They’re probably acting like everything is normal and they don’t have an underground lair. Download your copy, set your perimeter alarms and get comfortable. You can thank me after you resurface.
