THE TRIAL OF A CENTURY, AND I’M WORRIED ABOUT MY CUCUMBERS
ALERT! ACTUNG! ATTENTION! The world is prepping for the media event of the century: the trial of former President and wannabe King, Donald “Duck!” Trump! Of course it’s going to be the number one “unreality” show for the week. It stars Mr. Trump and could possibly include a literal dark-star studded cast of characters, including former National Security Advisor, and convicted, Trump-pardoned criminal Michael Flynn; American conservative political consultant and lobbyist, longtime Trump confident, commuted and then Trump-pardoned felon, Mr. Roger Stone; Trump’s political guru and onetime chief strategist, Mr. Steve Bannon, indicted in federal court for fraud and, again, presidentially pardoned; Trump’s onetime lawyer, fixer, and Trump-pardoned felon Michael Cohen; Trump’s onetime campaign chairman and Trump-pardoned, convicted felon, Mr. Paul Manafort; and onetime deputy campaign chairman for Trump, political analyst, lobbyist, convicted felon and not-at-all-Trump-pardoned Mr. Rick Gates. Couldn’t create a list of “bad guy” characters for a book as stellar as this bunch.
Yeah, it’s going to happen next week. Yeah, it’s going to be BIG. Yeah, no one expects “King” Trump to be held accountable for these rogues and the capital insurrection he supposedly fomented. Me, I’m more concerned for my cucumbers. I grew them from seed, and, like Trump, an unstable Polar Vortex sent a gush of freezing air my way, and I’ve six small cuc’s that want to grow up and be guests at my table. Yeah, it’s the trial of a century, but neither my cucs nor I really care, and I’m more likely to see something good come of the cuc-babies’ survival and growth than next week’s media extravaganza. Besides, I’ve no doubt someone will write a book all about it. My cucumbers, I mean.
Raymond Gaynor — Author of THE EDGE OF MADNESS (Aignos 2020)
Co-author with A. G. Hayes of QUANTUM DEATH (Savant 2016) and with William Maltese of TOTAL MELTDOWN (Borgo/Wildside 2009)
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The Edge of Madness
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Yeah, it’s going to happen next week. Yeah, it’s going to be BIG. Yeah, no one expects “King” Trump to be held accountable for these rogues and the capital insurrection he supposedly fomented. Me, I’m more concerned for my cucumbers. I grew them from seed, and, like Trump, an unstable Polar Vortex sent a gush of freezing air my way, and I’ve six small cuc’s that want to grow up and be guests at my table. Yeah, it’s the trial of a century, but neither my cucs nor I really care, and I’m more likely to see something good come of the cuc-babies’ survival and growth than next week’s media extravaganza. Besides, I’ve no doubt someone will write a book all about it. My cucumbers, I mean.
Raymond Gaynor — Author of THE EDGE OF MADNESS (Aignos 2020)
Co-author with A. G. Hayes of QUANTUM DEATH (Savant 2016) and with William Maltese of TOTAL MELTDOWN (Borgo/Wildside 2009)
Author website at https://garymartine.yolasite.com/raym...
Author Facebook site at https://www.facebook.com/raymond.gayn...
Author Twitter site at https://www.savantbooksandpublication...
Amazon author page at https://www.amazon.com/Raymond-Gaynor...
Amazon Goodreads author page at https://www.goodreads.com/author/show...
Savant Books and Publications | Aignos Publishing author page at https://www.savantbooksandpublication...
Distributed by Savant Distribution at https://www.savantdistribution.com/
The Edge of Madness
https://www.amazon.com/dp/099969385
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