A little piece of awesome

So when I finally got the cheque/check/however the hell you want to spell it for my STORMDANCER signing fee, most author folks I knew encouraged me to go out and buy myself something nice with some of the spondoolicks. This is reasonable logic given that:


1) These payments arrive with the same pace as everything else in the publishing industry, which as previously discussed, is fucking glacial quite slow. So when they do arrive, you should probably do something to mark the occasion.


2) You generally work like a Guchi wallet sweatshop child quite hard to finish your novel, find an agent, find a publisher, do your edits, dance the dance of social media, and all the other stuff authors have to do between hurling televisions out of hotel room windows and doing rails of Bolivian off booth babe boobies at San Diego Comic Con (I have my doubts anything remotely resembling this actually happens to famous author types, but I have to maintain some level of rockstar chic) so giving yourself a little reward after all that hard work might somehow make the months of lost sleep and peptic ulcers worthwhile.


3) What's the point of having money if you never enjoy it? You can't take it with you. Ask a fucking pharaoh.


So, long story short, I decided to commission a piece of artwork from an awesome illustrator who's work I've admired for a long time. For those of you who aren't hopeless gorram nerds, Genzoman does a lot of work on trading card games and RPGs, and if you actually clicked on his gallery link above, you'd know he's as awesome as discovering a crumpled $20 note in an old pair of jeans whilst cruising through the Jurassic rain forest in a time-travel hovercar with several scantily clad hotties of your preferred gender/orientation with the stereo cranked loud enough to cause an extinction level event.


So, without further ado, here's Genzo's illustration for STORMDANCER. Note, this isn't a cover, and won't actually be used anywhere in the book. It's just a little gift from Jay to Jay to remind me "Hey, you're really doing it, kid."


Oh, and before I go practice my mad telly throwing skillz: All you UK folks, STORMDANCER is available for pre-order at the Book Depository!


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Published on February 14, 2012 14:36
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message 1: by Richard (new)

Richard Love the illustration. And you know, a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man. You are 6'7" of pure unadulterated cromulence.


message 2: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Thanks dude. I toast you with my glass of root-marm.


message 3: by Richard (new)

Richard You silver-tongued rascal! :)


message 4: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Bwahahaha, full marks to you sir! :D


message 5: by Richard (last edited Feb 18, 2012 01:35AM) (new)

Richard I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you'll just turn your head slightly... Oh wait, I forgot! You already live there, don't you? All right then, forget the monitor. Just look out the window!


message 6: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan  Terrington Nice illustration! Let me know when I can get the book because I'm very very interested.


message 7: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Richard wrote: "I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles."

Eh. No time.


message 8: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Jonathan wrote: "Nice illustration! Let me know when I can get the book because I'm very very interested."

Thanks, Johnathan! Stormdancer is being released on September 1 here in Oz (and the UK. It'll be Sept 18th in the states.)

Where in Oz do you live? (Melbourne, me)


message 9: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan  Terrington Yeah I'm in Melbourne too although nearer to Mt Dandenong than the city.


message 10: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Ah, sweet. Well, I'll be doing a book launch at some point (unsure where atm) so if you wanna get it signed, you'll be more than welcome. :)


message 11: by Richard (last edited Feb 18, 2012 08:18AM) (new)

Richard Jay wrote: "Eh. No time."

LOL! Wish I could be there for the book launch!


message 12: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Richard wrote: LOL! Wish I could be there for the book launch!"

I'm sure I'll Canada at some point. Maybe for an ice hockey game. :)


message 13: by Richard (last edited Feb 19, 2012 03:04PM) (new)

Richard Jay wrote: "Richard wrote: LOL! Wish I could be there for the book launch!"

I'm sure I'll Canada at some point. Maybe for an ice hockey game. :)"


That would be all kinds of awesome (not just a little piece)!


message 14: by Tez (new)

Tez Make sure to send me a Melbourne (or anywhere in VIC) book launch invite ;-)


message 15: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Tez wrote: "Make sure to send me a Melbourne (or anywhere in VIC) book launch invite ;-)"

Oh, doubtless :D


message 16: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan  Terrington Jay wrote: "Ah, sweet. Well, I'll be doing a book launch at some point (unsure where atm) so if you wanna get it signed, you'll be more than welcome. :)"

Sure I'll plan to do that if possible. I sadly have never had a book signed...


message 17: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Jonathan wrote: "I sadly have never had a book signed..."

First time for everything, dude. :)


message 18: by Jessica (new)

Jessica Lewenda Oh god, I will so be at the Melbourne book launch.

And I love the picture. Money well spent, methinks!


message 19: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Jess wrote: "Oh god, I will so be at the Melbourne book launch."

AWESOME! :D


message 20: by Nikki (new)

Nikki McCormack Beautiful picture. Maybe I'll find somewhere to order a UK copy. I'd hate to have to wait 17 days. :)


message 21: by Jay (new)

Jay Kristoff Nikki wrote: "I'd hate to have to wait 17 days. :)"

I think the UK edition is up on Book Depository already...

I think :P


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