Resident Joey

(The ‘P’ is silent.)
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If you haven’t yet heard, America has a new President. And, for a change, it’s an old white man.

But after four non-stop years of watching the last President being called evil, racist, misogynist, Hitler, Satan, and a non-vegetarian, I’d like to lower the temperature. I think I’ll just refer to this one as something placid and non-threatening … say, President Joey.

You know, Joey. Just a cute, seventy-eight-year-old baby kangaroo, with a pocketful of Poli...