Ten Vocations Pastors Would Choose If They Weren’t Pastors

What vocation would you choose if you were not a pastor?

That is the question I posed on social media. Both the nature and the quantity of the responses are indicative that many pastors think about this matter. We received well over 1,000 responses. A number of them are bi-vocational, so they have already chosen a second vocation. 

Here are the top ten responses in order of frequency:

Teacher. Most of the pastors specified high school or elementary teachers. A few mentioned professors in universities or seminaries.
Coaching a sport’s team. There were a variety of choices among the various sports, but high school football was the most frequently noted.
Law enforcement/first responder. More of the respondents chose police as their alternative vocation, but firefighter was a clear second choice.
Small business owner/entrepreneur. Some of the pastors were very specific about the nature of this path, particularly with options in the digital world.
Skilled laborer. These responses were really varied. They included such vocations as woodworker, plumber, electrician, and mechanic.
Denominational worker. These respondents obviously wanted to remain in vocational ministry as their second choice.
Chaplaincy. The most common choice was hospital chaplain followed by military chaplain.
Broadcaster. These responses included radio broadcasting, television personalities, and play-by-play announcers for sports teams.
Counselor/therapist. The pastors who responded with this choice often mentioned that counseling was the most fulfilling aspect of pastoral ministry.
Medical field. Physicians and nurses were the most frequently mentioned.

Pastors offered dozens of outlier responses. Here are a few of the stranger comments. None of these were offered by more than one pastor. That is totally understandable. 

Lion trainer
High King of Gondor
Tollbooth attendant in Florida
Exotic dancer
Lion trainer
Cranky deacon
Hot dog vendor
Billionaire
Playing cowbell in a band
Smoking pork butts and inhaling
Trophy husband
Dolphin trainer
Ninja turtle
Raiser of zebras
Custom treehouse designer
Disney monorail driver

Thanks, pastors. Have a great 2021.

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