the abs I always wanted...

...are on Criminy Stain.
He looks good. He smells good. In 52 more days, you'll get to read about *all* the things at which he excels.Ahem.
Until then, you can come over and stroke his abs with me.
And dream.

Much thanks to my publisher, Pocket/Simon & Schuster, for sending this utterly delicious foamcore poster. Look for him at the launch party and, hopefully, various cons around the South.
And on my kitchen island.
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Lasik at 2pm. Wish me luck!
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This is my first pre-arranged post. I suspect tomfoolery will occur.I will blame Criminy.
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