Historic Figure Pitch Session 4

"Uh…."

"Like it?"

EE picked the manuscript up by one dubious corner. "I've heard arguments about paper weight and brightness, but—moist and aloe scented?"

Joseph Gayetty smiled obligingly. "Of course. It's even better than three-ply. Now, are we talking a $500,000 advance?"

"What!" EE sputtered. "I don't even know how you got in my office or what this is all about, and you're already suggesting advances I may or may not feel like giving."

Gayetty leaned in. "Look, buddy, I changed the world fo...