Historic Figure Pitch Session 5

Nice Dundrearies.

Beg pardon?

Nice Dundrearies. That's what everyone's calling them now.

Calling what?

Muttonchops.

I see. Sir, what is it you--

Of course, yours have a ways to go before they qualify as true Dundrearies. I'd say another four or five inches should do it.

Out of curiosity, why do they call them Dundrearies?

After Lord Dundreary. He's a character in a play. Here, I've got a program from a performance a few nights ago. Check out Lord Dundreary's Dundrearies.

Impressive. I see the play is ...