Me: *puts on mittens for the first time since last winter* Oh gross, why is there a nasty brown spot...

Me: *puts on mittens for the first time since last winter* Oh gross, why is there a nasty brown spot on my mitten?

Me: *buys a coffee on the way to work*

Coffee lid: *immediately leaks all over my mitten as I walk*

Me: Oh yeah, that’s why

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