SEP Interviews Herself
SEP Interviews Herself
SEP: Hey, SEP. It’s lovely to talk to you.
SEP: Go away. You’re weird.
SEP: You’re being a little hostile, don’t you think?
SEP: Sorry. Pandemic manners. I’ve forgotten how to be around people.
SEP: I understand. Please update us on what you’re doing.
SEP: Drying up old paint for safe disposal. It involves lots of kitty litter.
SEP: That wasn’t the answer I was anticipating.
SEP: You thought I’d be lying on a chaise wearing a pink negligee and writing breathless prose with a feathered plume?
SEP: There’s no need for sarcasm. And I happen to know Mr. Bill would faint dead on top of his golf clubs if he saw you in anything other than one of your ratty nightshirts.
SEP: You’re a bigmouth blabber!
SEP: Now, now… So what else have you been doing other than playing around with deceptive Instagram filters that wipe out every line on your face and don’t look anything like you?
SEP: Hey, if it’s good enough for the Kardashians….
SEP: You look weird.
SEP: I’m telling Mom you’re name-calling!
SEP: [Long sigh...]
SEP: [begrudgingly] Oh, okay… What I’m doing now is making sure everyone who hasn’t already read DANCE AWAY WITH ME will pick up a copy—either at the library, in their favorite bookstore, or on-line.
SEP: I loved that book.
SEP: One of my favorites. I’m a sucker for these characters.
SEP: Tess is so broken at the beginning. And so strong, even though she doesn’t recognize it.
SEP: And then there’s Ian Hamilton North, IV. I admit I kind of lust after him?
SEP: Only ‘kind of’?
SEP: Don’t make me look bad. There’s nothing like watching a difficult man fight so hard to keep from falling in love with a woman who has a grudge against him.
SEP: For once, we agree. You seem to have a second career these days interviewing other authors, musicians, publishing big shots, and some fascinating girlfriends on Facebook and Instagram Live. Assistant Sharon even set up a YouTube channel where readers can find interviews they missed. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbgu...
SEP: Everybody needs her own YouTube channel, right? And I have lots more surprises planned. There’s nothing I love more than having a camera pointed in my face.
SEP: We KNOW! Am I the only one who thinks that some of your questions are a little intrusive?
SEP: I ask the questions other interviewers fear to ask. That’s why I’m an award-winning journalist.
SEP: You are NOT an award-winning journalist!
SEP: [sulking] Says you.
SEP: Ignore her, everyone. She’s in one of her moods. In the meantime, if you haven’t yet read DANCE AWAY WITH ME, here’s a Sneak Peek.https://susanelizabethphillips.com/da... And be sure to follow her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/SEPauthor/ and Facebook https://www.facebook.com/SusanElizabe... (even though she posts a lot of foolishness.)
Happy Reading to All,
Susan & Susan
At long last, the legendary New York Times bestselling author returns with a heartfelt novel of womanhood, a wild heart, and the healing power of love.
Order your copy of DANCE AWAY WITH ME! https://susanelizabethphillips.com/da...
SEP: Hey, SEP. It’s lovely to talk to you.SEP: Go away. You’re weird.
SEP: You’re being a little hostile, don’t you think?
SEP: Sorry. Pandemic manners. I’ve forgotten how to be around people.
SEP: I understand. Please update us on what you’re doing.
SEP: Drying up old paint for safe disposal. It involves lots of kitty litter.
SEP: That wasn’t the answer I was anticipating.
SEP: You thought I’d be lying on a chaise wearing a pink negligee and writing breathless prose with a feathered plume?
SEP: There’s no need for sarcasm. And I happen to know Mr. Bill would faint dead on top of his golf clubs if he saw you in anything other than one of your ratty nightshirts.
SEP: You’re a bigmouth blabber!
SEP: Now, now… So what else have you been doing other than playing around with deceptive Instagram filters that wipe out every line on your face and don’t look anything like you?
SEP: Hey, if it’s good enough for the Kardashians….
SEP: You look weird.
SEP: I’m telling Mom you’re name-calling!
SEP: [Long sigh...]SEP: [begrudgingly] Oh, okay… What I’m doing now is making sure everyone who hasn’t already read DANCE AWAY WITH ME will pick up a copy—either at the library, in their favorite bookstore, or on-line.
SEP: I loved that book.
SEP: One of my favorites. I’m a sucker for these characters.
SEP: Tess is so broken at the beginning. And so strong, even though she doesn’t recognize it.
SEP: And then there’s Ian Hamilton North, IV. I admit I kind of lust after him?
SEP: Only ‘kind of’?
SEP: Don’t make me look bad. There’s nothing like watching a difficult man fight so hard to keep from falling in love with a woman who has a grudge against him.
SEP: For once, we agree. You seem to have a second career these days interviewing other authors, musicians, publishing big shots, and some fascinating girlfriends on Facebook and Instagram Live. Assistant Sharon even set up a YouTube channel where readers can find interviews they missed. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbgu...
SEP: Everybody needs her own YouTube channel, right? And I have lots more surprises planned. There’s nothing I love more than having a camera pointed in my face.
SEP: We KNOW! Am I the only one who thinks that some of your questions are a little intrusive?
SEP: I ask the questions other interviewers fear to ask. That’s why I’m an award-winning journalist.
SEP: You are NOT an award-winning journalist!
SEP: [sulking] Says you.
SEP: Ignore her, everyone. She’s in one of her moods. In the meantime, if you haven’t yet read DANCE AWAY WITH ME, here’s a Sneak Peek.https://susanelizabethphillips.com/da... And be sure to follow her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/SEPauthor/ and Facebook https://www.facebook.com/SusanElizabe... (even though she posts a lot of foolishness.)
Happy Reading to All,
Susan & Susan
At long last, the legendary New York Times bestselling author returns with a heartfelt novel of womanhood, a wild heart, and the healing power of love.
Order your copy of DANCE AWAY WITH ME! https://susanelizabethphillips.com/da...
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