Go Giants!

Today, sisters, we're talking football.  And not just any football.  Not the European football, the average Sunday American football, the backlot pick-up-game football.  No, this is the Big Dog.  This is the Game.  This is the pinnacle of the American football experience.

Superbowl Sunday.

For those non-American sisters, let me take a moment to educate you on the lunacy that is Superbowl Sunday.  Former friends will become bitter rivals.  A massive smorgasbord of way-so-unhealthy food is consumed during the approximately twenty-four hour period that encompasses the pre-pre-game show, the pre-game show, the post-game show, the post-post game show, and then, you know, the actual game itself.

This year, it's the Pats vs. the Giants.  That's, those liver-lillied-fashionista, Tom-Ford loving, frou-frou hair cutting Patriots from New England.  Why New England instead of say… Boston??  Possibly because Bah-stun is a tiny, piss-ant stump of a town with a population of four, and oh, sure, they might have Hah-vahd, and MIT, and a few other *minor* institutions of higher learning, but I know the truth.    The Patriots are facing a revolutionary tromping not seen since 1776.

And against the Patriots are the might Giants from New York.  You know, New York, the name of a place so big, that the football team actually encompasses two states: New Jersey and New York.  I predict the Giants will win this game, because I'm rooting for the Giants.  Now, some Cowboy fans might not be happy with the Giants, because there were those games when the Giants killed the Cowboys play-off chances (not any chances they deserved by the way, because this year, the Cowboys were crap).  However, how can anyone want the Pats to win?  I mean, come on!

So, on Sunday, I will be rooted in my recliner, dining on nachos, queso, beer-o, wings-o, and pica de guyo, because it is the day o'food.    I will be watching the Giants beat the ever-living, ever-living, ever-snow-shoveling, ever-weird-talking daylights out of the Patriots, and God help me if the Giants lose.

What about youse guys?  Will you be watching?  Best part, the game, the company, the commercials or the food?  Who is going to win?  And predictions on the score, ladies.  Step right up and place your bets, and although we're not putting together a pool, all comments are going into the Kindle-Fire pool, so comment and comment often!!

 

 

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