Ask General Kang: Why don't you ever mention robots?

Oh, you silly humans and your fascination with robots! And I don't mean the kind of useful robots that actually exist, like the ones in factories. I assume that by "robot", you're interested in the sentient "danger Will Robinson, danger!" or "I'll be back" kind of robot.

I never mention robots because on my homeworld, we long ago discovered that when you try to create such a robot, two things are going to happen:

1) they won't work

2) they run amok.

Let's deal with the first. How well does...