New poll shows Canadian voters not apathetic, but in existential crisis

TORONTO (The Skwib) — They may wear toques instead of berets and scarf down high-octane Tim Horton's coffee instead of smoking Turkish cigarettes, but a new poll shows 79 percent of Canadians are in as serious an existential crisis as most French novelists about to write a bleak philosophical roman ennui.

"A bit of uncertainty is healthy, but a crippling lack of meaning and purpose can really screw up your political system," says Martin Angst, Director of the Void Institute for Philosophical ...