The Life of a Table

Once upon a time, about thirty years ago, a young couple on a very (VERY!) tight budget received several hundred dollars for hail damage on a very (VERY!) old car that probably wasn’t worth several hundred dollars. So the husband said to the wife, “You’ve been wanting a new dining table and chairs. This is our chance to buy them.” So they did!

The wife (that’s me, in case you haven’t figured this out yet