Evil Auction 4

“Hold it right there.”

They looked at the security guard in bewilderment. “What’s wrong?”

“You don’t meet the dress code.”

Dave stepped forward. “I didn’t hear about a dress code—and besides, what’s wrong with this?” He indicated suit pants, a suit jacket, and a dashing T-shirt.

“Those shirts, sir.”

Everyone looked down at their shirts for stains, snot, kick-me signs, anything. As far as they could see, the shirts were almost the paragon of perfection. Almost, because a picture on a T-shirt coul
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