Not A Bunch Of Famous Poems Hideously Misused

There are three things you should know:

1. None of the poems below use the starting lines of much, much better poems.

2. None of them are about Zombies.

3. You aren’t even reading this right now.

4. I don’t know which one is “three”.

5. I might need more sleep.

6. Never trust anyone who says that there are only three things you should know about anything.

7. Especially if that person is me.

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Some say the world will end in fire,

others say in ice

whoever said “In Zombies!” clearly got

to go vote

twice.

Two woods diverged in a snowy wood,

and I took the one less traveled-by,

because Google Maps said there was

a convenience store that way,

and I wanted

a Slim-Jim.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day?

Thou hast given me a sunburn,

and the bar is

full of tourists.

Because I could not stop for Death,

I stopped for Undeath instead.

This Dungeon contains my treasure-vault,

And a horde of the Undead.

(not in that order.)

Tonight I could write the saddest lines,

like “______________________