Practical Magic

The first time a white woman called the police on me was when I threatened to kill her 14-year-old daughter. I made the threat only after the girl first threatened to kill me. After all, if you kill me, aren’t I within my rights to turn around and kill you? When the police showed up at my door, I threatened to kill him, too, as he was being quite nasty to me for no apparent reason. He asked me if I wanted to go to jail.  I knew he was bluffing. Who’s ever heard of taking a seven-year-old to jail...