Have You Checked Out Dan’s Italian Assistant? “I laughed so hard, I cried.”

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This naughty little book will make the PC police wet the bed while you laugh until you cry.

Don’t let your friends catch you reading it.

What READERS are saying about The Italian Assistant


Joanne Lightfoot

5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed until I cried!

Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2020


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This is by far one of the funniest books I have ever read. I laughed so hard, I cried. It was obvious that the author is a parent, because the parts of the story involving his daughter were so on target for her age. I look forward to more books like this from him in the future.


















Margret

5.0 out of 5 stars Hard to put out the light and go to sleep

Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2020


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I read the book from cover to cover in two days; I never wanted to put it down. Very finely-drawn characters, good dialog, great description of places to which I’ve never traveled and probably never will, and very amusing as well. Some soft-porn-like passages that will probably also make you smile. A fun read altogether.







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BOOK DESCRIPTION:
When a married man’s overseas business deal goes wrong, the one person who can help him has ideas of her own. A madcap comedy where true love finally prevails and everyone lives happily ever after—but only after a lot of screwups.

Family man Mike Torino lands an important business project in Italy, home of naked art, Valentino, and taxi-crashing yoga pants, so he brings along his wife, hoping to rekindle their marriage while securing a promotion. But romance gets derailed by head colds, constant bickering, and assaults from ankle-breaking cobblestone streets. Their daughter develops a gelato addiction. Mike’s Italian partner has a coronary. And as for amore . . . Mattie tells Mike to handle things himself—and storms back to America.


Mike is trapped. Leaving Italy will blow a promotion; staying might cost him his wife and family.


While reeling from Mattie’s frantic departure, a replacement liaison is assigned—a top-notch, beautiful young Italian woman who is instantly smitten with Mike and determined to reveal the passions of her homeland—whether he wants to see them or not! Normally immune, Mike is tempted—but is headstrong, voluptuous Julietta worth the risk?


“Funniest book I have ever read!”

I laughed a lot and cried in equal measure but cannot remember when I have enjoyed a book so much. – Anita Dawes Book Review

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