9 Reasons Why I Quarantine in Silence

This list speaks for itself.

I cannot sleep, so I go online. I see an article entitled, Worlds Funniest Kittens with a photo of a kitten parachuting above a pool of splashing puppies. I really want to read this story, so I click on the START button next to the photo. But the START button opens to an ad for cheap car insurance. I back out of the ad and find the actual start button beneath the picture buried in a cluster of flashing graphics. After clicking through 236 photos of kittens doing...