Beware the Boredom of Doom

(Thanks, China. Ive memorized all 10 seasons of Friends)
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Did you see? Did you notice? America has really changed a lot lately, in case you havent left your home for a month, which is not as funny a line as it used to be.

Apparently, somewhere in China, somebody tried to soul-kiss a bat while taking its temperature, and suddenly the world is facing a pandemic, which is a forty-dollar word for Trumps fault.

Even if you personally dont smell like an amorous flying mammal, youve at...