#StayatHome, Part 4. A Blatant Attempt at Sales

I hope this Saturday finds you all amazing. Weve all been following the #Stayathome edicts and, you know, staying at home, right? I know I have.
My brother, on the other hand, did not. It snowed in our neck of the Wisconsin woods yesterday. He and his girlfriend, while fully disregarding the hashtag, spun out my parents truck on a patch of ice and hit a telephone pole.

To say my mother is not happy is an understatement.
But it is generally par-for-the-course when it comes to my brother and his...