Evil ‘n’ Mord on The Mutant Chronicles

Note: Read no further if easily offended…

Evil Monkey:

What in the name of fuckety-fuck-fuck is that?!

Jeff:

That’s just Mord.

Evil Monkey:

He’s like 30 stories tall and his breath smells like maggots have been throwing up in his mouth for centuries. Why the hell did you let him in here?

Jeff:

You don’t “let” Mord in. He goes wherever he wants.

Evil Monkey:

I bet he does. So long as there’s no roof.

Mord:

MONKEY FLESH TASTE LIKE LEMUR. LEMUR TASTE LIKE CAT. MONKEY CAT?

Evil Monkey:
Brain scientist is he