Feynman Asserts Unreality
Suspended in Time, not far at all,
is the thought that made the Angels fall,
Before Time could walk or crawl.
(Some things are best not to recall.)
Mankind, much later, made some thoughts
Meant to be taken in heavy draughts
Stranger than an infinite number of naughts
Is the spell which herein shall be taught:
A philosopher claimed he could refute
Any proposition, or any dispute,
Anything you might care to impute,
Pushed back by the words at the end of the route.
More profound words have been sometimes writ,
But that’s part of the tricky bit:
The hidden knife of the human wit
Disdains both Hell and the Firmament.
What is it, then, this curse of Negation?
Feynman’s Universal Refutation
And it’s earned an ominous reputation
As frustrating those who sought disputation.
Your thoughts might roar and your thoughts might slink,
You might write them down using blood for ink,
But here’s the maelstrom which causes your ship to sink –
Five words:
“Ah, that’s what YOU think!”
If you these words too humble deem
Note that perception’s a jubled stream.
The worlds more things than it might seem
How many solid things have turned to steam?
The Earth’s not flat. But there’s a “but”
It’s not round either. (Wait. Wait. Wait. What?!?”)
It’s an oblate spheroid. (No, I’m not a nut.)
And even THAT case isn’t open and shut…
The Earth likely goes ’round the Sun.
And two and two probably ain’t “one”.
But many thoughts are hardened before they’re quite done,
And end up half-baked, or poorly-spun.
Fewer things than you think are Totally Immutable.
Not everything is Wholly Computable.
Quite a lot of the world is Rather Inscrutable.
More stuff than you’d think is Quite Refutable.
MORAL:
The more your metaphysics are certain,
The sooner your cosmology will be hurtin’,
When the Wizard draws back the Curtain,
Who KNOWS what reality will be assertin’.
Beware! For Toxic Certainty
Is stone, like a petrified tree
It tells you the world must a certain way be
But the truth is: it ain’t, necessarily.
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