Unplanned Judaism

(featuring the lost tribe of Whirlpool)
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Heads up, gentle reader. This week’s humor column may lean a bit to the bitter. Because, right now, I’m bitter.

See how it works?

Right now, I’m depressed. Why? — you may be wondering, unless you’re like my kitchen appliances and you just don’t care.

Here’s why: I’ve just learned that I need to run out and buy a new refrigerator, because not so long ago, I ran out and bought a new refrigerator. Okay, it was fifteen years ago, and the...