Yale Researchers Find Correlation Between Social Media Political Posts And Pornography

January 9, 2020. Yale University, Department of Psychology

Social media post that disparage a candidate have been linked to a strong preference for anal content in pornography, researchers report. Posts that support one’s own candidate without disparaging another have been linked to a healthy, well rounded sexual appetite. “We can’t say this surprises us,” reports lead researcher Dr. Gelson Verber, “but we were astonished at how accurate our findings were. Angry political posts and really hard anal, and we mean really, really hard, seem to go hand in hand. Five angry posts in one day? You have a backdoor devote. It’s the gushers you’re looking for. Seems obvious now, but it’s still surprising somehow.”

Researchers at The University of Waterloo have reached a similar conclusion after a survey of more than 10,000 students in a two years study. “We were stunned,” reports Dr. Rocco Hamm. “But the next step in this is of course to follow through and monetize this information. This could revolutionize modern online dating services. We’re talking money here. I don’t know about the people from Yale, but we need the dough.”

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