2019 Year In Writing

Since I’m doing my other 2019 look backs, I should probably look back on the writing as well. Things were slower than usual. I was writing, but other things kept getting in the way and I just didn’t get around to submitting much. I had 4 pieces accepted in 2019, the lowest since 2010 (the last time I had none accepted). I should probably get on that more. For now, here’s what I did get published accepted in 2019:

“People Go On and On About the Cholesterol Benefits of Cheerios But No One Wants to Talk About How Many Hamsters They Execute As Part of Their Annual Company Picnic Sack Race Awards Ceremony” published December 6, 2019 in Spelk.

“Fever When You Kiss Me, Fever When You Contract Diphtheria and Perish in an Antiquated Nebraska Farmhouse Because People Keep Refusing to Vaccinate Their Teenage Goth Children Before Letting Them Watch Old Cannonball Run Movies” published September 17, 2019 in issue seven of Cherry Magazine.

“I Tried to Juice my Fruit Dehydrator and Caused a Temporal Anomaly that Broke the Universe” published June 2, 2019 in  issue six of Cherry Magazine.

“We’re Still Debating Whether ‘Mud’ was Really the Name  of the Doctor Versus the Monster or if it was What he Called his Sled  Since Those Tapes are Due Back to Blockbuster on Thursday” published March 10, 2019 in Potato Soup Journal.

Now I should really get back to submitting.