I Resolve: Resolutions 2012

I resolve to eat five of the seven foods that burn stomach fat.

I resolve to stop buying "desk organizers" and just organize my desk.

I resolve to be smarter than my water, even if I can't be smarter than my phone.

I resolve to make it to Regionals.

I resolve to party rock in the house tonight.

I resolve to embrace the Color of the Year: Tangerine Tango.

I resolve to stop buying Groupon coupons I never use.

I resolve not to turn against the buyers on House Hunters when they demand 4 bedrooms for $300,000.

I resolve not to use "Lady Gaga" as a punchline like every other writer.

I resolve not to cry at Olympic montages that feature mothers of athletes.

I resolve to cook more farro, the supergrain of 2012.

I resolve not to wear my Uggs in public because I am older than 17.

I resolve to stop blaming the dryer for "shrinking my clothes."

I resolve to wag more, bark less.

Embracing my Chaos,

Lian

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