Santa Quit: I am Applying to the Position of Santa

Kendall Krantz over at The Showbear Family Circus - Lancelot Schaubert's and Tara Schaubert's liberal arts circus. said ::

(Inspired by the McSweeney’s piece “I Would Like to be Pope”) Dear Sir or Madam, I am reaching out to apply for the position of Santa in the Claus division. This year, I will graduate from Brown University to receive my Bachelor of Arts, magna cum laude, in an independent concentration called “Capitalism and Holiday […]

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