A Cat Answers Human Questions.

Dear humans,

The female is totally done with today, so you get to be tortured by yours truly. I’m so cute you don’t mind though, do you?

Suckers.

Some humans had questions for the female, but I will be answering them.

Q: Purple or Orange Yarn?

A: Both are equally fun to play with. Thank you for asking. (The female is working on a purple blanket at the moment, in case you were wondering. It looks awful, and I enjoy making fun of her pitiful efforts. She’s quite proud of it, so pretend it...