From the Department of Unsolicited Advice: A Cat’s Guide to Having a Good 2020.

Dear 2020,

We come in peace. Please put away the Molotov cocktails, the chainsaw, and… is that a whip?

We come in peace. We come in peace.

I’m totally curious about that whip, though. Will it smack the male human? The female human? Are they supposed to like it?

Anyway, 2019 came in like a wrecking ball for many of our fans and the female’s readers. We’re sorry about that. We challenged it. We have learned our lesson.

As 2019 was so vicious to many, the female requested that we write a post...