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Sue wrote: "I"m sure my nearest and dearest will tell you I was a worse driver when I was her age--but that is only because my nearest and dearest were of the "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, A SIGN FROM GO..."I swear, I got that entire conversation between Benny and Crick from my own experience-- and it depended on who was driving. With my dad it was the oh-shit-bar, with my mom it was "hail-Jesus-and-hang-on!"
*snort*That is hilarious! I can't even imagine teaching someone how to drive and not grabbing for an oh shit bar. I was in a car once, years ago, with the daughter of a friend who was learning how to drive. I sat in the backseat with the girl's brother and just prayed to make it. LMAO!!
Sue wrote: "*snort*That is hilarious! I can't even imagine teaching someone how to drive and not grabbing for an oh shit bar. I was in a car once, years ago, with the daughter of a friend who was learnin..."
Man, that is no joke-- she's a smart kid, very level headed, but her first time on the real road with a paid instructor, she ran into a bush on the divider!
Oh, nooo! Poor Chicken. I ran into a construction barricade when I had my learning permit. ~snicker~ Easy to laugh about now...then? I was mortified and stopped dead in the middle of the street. My mom was in the front seat yelling for me to keep driving! LOL
Sue wrote: "Oh, nooo! Poor Chicken. I ran into a construction barricade when I had my learning permit. ~snicker~ Easy to laugh about now...then? I was mortified and stopped dead in the middle of the stree..."Oh geez-- see? It's a HORRIBLE time for teenagers, isn't it? My dad used to get roaring drunk before he took me (like, say, Jeff!). It was the only time he didn't freak me out by yelling at me!
My older kid went through a stop sign the first time I let her out of a nice safe parking lot. Freaked herself out so badly she gave up and plans to try driving again when she's not as distractable (I'm thinking around age 30 - she's 18 now.) The younger one is taking the driver's ed part now, heaven help me.
I laughed so hard reading about Jeff getting drunk while driving with Benny. Something about that visual and Mikhail losing it...made me giggle! LMAO!!
Let Chicken know that it will get easier. However, I did get my first speeding ticket about 3 months after I got my license...not a shining moment. LOL
Kaje wrote: "My older kid went through a stop sign the first time I let her out of a nice safe parking lot. Freaked herself out so badly she gave up and plans to try driving again when she's not as distractabl..."My problem with Chicken is that shit isn't freaking her out! But yeah-- it's hard. On the one hand, I'm tired of being a taxi. On the other, I don't want to see the alternative!
Sue wrote: "I laughed so hard reading about Jeff getting drunk while driving with Benny. Something about that visual and Mikhail losing it...made me giggle! LMAO!!
Let Chicken know that it will get ea..."
She's been watching me drive her whole life--she's GOT to be better than I am!
Amy wrote: "My problem with Chicken is that shit isn't freaking her out! But yeah-- it's hard. On the one hand, I'm tired of being a taxi. On the other, I don't want to see the alternative!..."
Everything freaks this kid out - she's always amped up to 11. Fortunately she's at college now and can't afford a car so it's a moot point for a while. I admit I breathed a sigh of relief when she didn't get to the point of taking the test before leaving home. Although who knows how her boyfriend drives...
Kaje wrote: "Amy wrote: "My problem with Chicken is that shit isn't freaking her out! But yeah-- it's hard. On the one hand, I'm tired of being a taxi. On the other, I don't want to see the alternative!..."
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Yeah-- my oldest gets SO flustered--he keeps putting off getting his permit, and my husband and I are sort of relieved. He's got public transportation DIALED, and it's FREE, and he had no job... we say go with that!
The Squish and Zoomboy and Jaws was just too funny Amy. Thanks for sharing. I learned to drive a tractor when I was 10 and was driving the back roads around the farm in the old truck when I was 13. BUT I still remember failing my first drivers exam at 16 because a pedestrian waiting at a crosswalk is different than driving by a herd of cows on the roadside. How was I supposed to remember that I was supposed to stop? Passed it the second time. I wish Big T and Chicken all the best in getting their permits, so the Mom taxi can take the occasional break.
Mountie wrote: "The Squish and Zoomboy and Jaws was just too funny Amy. Thanks for sharing. I learned to drive a tractor when I was 10 and was driving the back roads around the farm in the old truck when I was 1..."LOL-- see, I'd make the same mistake! And I'm envious of people who had a chance to just get behind the wheel and drive in a big open space-- does so much for the confidence, yanno?
Can't hit much except the big power line poles in a hay field. I was blessed. Still was scared shitless passing on a two lane highway with a dotted center line and not a passing lane. And the first time I drove over a narrow wooden bridge with traffic coming? *shivers*" But we made it and so will the youngsters.
Mountie wrote: "Can't hit much except the big power line poles in a hay field. I was blessed. Still was scared shitless passing on a two lane highway with a dotted center line and not a passing lane. And the fi..."Yeah-- they're responsible kids, which is why it's so scary for them. They know that it's pretty dire if they fuck up!



Ahh, just like Crick, huh? LOL Do you have an "oh-shit-bar" or a "hail-Jesus-handle"?
~snicker~