Whew! Now that THAT'S over with...

I'm ready to start a new year!

I didn't make a lot of New Year's resolutions-- mostly the whole "gonna lose weight" thing, blah blah blah... I WOULD like to read everybody's blogs more-- I miss that.  You're my friends and I feel I've been neglecting you.  Unfortunately, I make that resolution when there's kids in the house--people, I've got to tell you, the older they get, the more they talk, the less likely I am to, I don't know, have two brain cells fire in sequence without an interruption!

I have to admit.  This weekend, I just gave up.  I gave up on getting work done (which, paradoxically, is when I got a LOT of it done--go figure!)  I gave up on knitting, I just... I dunno.  I sat on the chair and fell asleep a lot.  Got some knitting done, and, well, I guess the kids are calling it "chillaxing", and it seems sort of new fangled and, *yawn*  full of sleeping, but I gotta say, it was oddly refreshing too!


Although, I have to admit... "napping" on the chair with kids on my lap has changed tone in the last couple of years.  For one thing, the kids have become a lot more active.  Nothing is LESS restful than sitting on a chair while two grade schoolers initiate a cold war of bickering, and then follow it up with hand-infantry and full-metal squirming, complete with lethal ass-bones and the occasional boob-popping jab with the elbow.  Be that as it may, it did not stop me from waking up yesterday with Squish on my lap, telling Richard Dreyfuss why he was living his life wrong to end up in that shark cage in the ocean.

"You need to get out of that cage because you should NOT be there.  That is a BAD place to be, and that shark will get you.  You need to get on the boat, because sharks don't go there."  *snicker*  The rest of the movie really WAS  a surprise to her, and I'm ashamed to say, I was so out of it, I let her see it.  by then, Zoomboy was on the other side of me, and she took the bossing to a whole new level.

"You need to look away, because this is icky.  I can watch, because I don't get nightmares, but you get scared.  Look away now--good.  Eww.  The shark bit him and he's bleeding now."

And, of course, by this time, I was fully awake and laughing my ass off.

Another thing that has made this vacation not quite so restful is that Chicken has her driver's permit, Goddess save us all.  We spent an hour yesterday doing three point turns, which was good (although if I hadn't had my knitting, I would have been carsick) and she was...

Okay.  I"m sure my nearest and dearest will tell you I was a worse driver when I was her age--but that is only because my nearest and dearest were of the "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, A SIGN FROM GOD!!!?" school of teaching driving, and I am more from the "A panicked driver is a driver who will dart into an oncoming lane because it suddenly seems like the right thing to do!" school of driving.  So, while I endeavor not to panic, Chicken endeavors not to ACT panicked, while in the meantime, her voice has risen an octave, her game-face is locked on, and she's telling me how totally calm she is.

*headdesk*

Yeah.  I seem to remember telling her father he was going to teach her.  He seemed to have a good philosophy, too,--it involved him eating a cookie while she drove.  I liked that.  I think he should do more of that-- just sayin'!  (Besides-- he's the one who will be less impacted by the cookie eating.  Again, sayin'...)

But generally?  I'm feeling a little more refreshed than I was two weeks ago, and a little more positive--and a little more certain that once the kids are back in school, I will DEFINITELY be on the write path.  No, that's not a misspelling... writing with them in the house has become a near impossibility.  I foresee a lot of me with my laptop at McDonalds over the summer.  Yay team!

And in the meantime?  Thank you everybody-- thank you so very very much.  Everyone who left comments, both here and at goodreads.com -- you were supportive and wonderful and really really awesome.  I'm starting the New Year VERY clean, VERY shiny, and with VERY much promise.  Thank you.  You all helped that happen.

Amy




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message 1: by Sue (new)

Sue I"m sure my nearest and dearest will tell you I was a worse driver when I was her age--but that is only because my nearest and dearest were of the "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, A SIGN FROM GOD!!!?" school of teaching driving...

Ahh, just like Crick, huh? LOL Do you have an "oh-shit-bar" or a "hail-Jesus-handle"?

~snicker~


message 2: by Amy (new)

Amy Lane Sue wrote: "I"m sure my nearest and dearest will tell you I was a worse driver when I was her age--but that is only because my nearest and dearest were of the "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, A SIGN FROM GO..."

I swear, I got that entire conversation between Benny and Crick from my own experience-- and it depended on who was driving. With my dad it was the oh-shit-bar, with my mom it was "hail-Jesus-and-hang-on!"


message 3: by Sue (new)

Sue *snort*

That is hilarious! I can't even imagine teaching someone how to drive and not grabbing for an oh shit bar. I was in a car once, years ago, with the daughter of a friend who was learning how to drive. I sat in the backseat with the girl's brother and just prayed to make it. LMAO!!


message 4: by Amy (new)

Amy Lane Sue wrote: "*snort*

That is hilarious! I can't even imagine teaching someone how to drive and not grabbing for an oh shit bar. I was in a car once, years ago, with the daughter of a friend who was learnin..."


Man, that is no joke-- she's a smart kid, very level headed, but her first time on the real road with a paid instructor, she ran into a bush on the divider!


message 5: by Sue (new)

Sue Oh, nooo! Poor Chicken. I ran into a construction barricade when I had my learning permit. ~snicker~ Easy to laugh about now...then? I was mortified and stopped dead in the middle of the street. My mom was in the front seat yelling for me to keep driving! LOL


message 6: by Amy (new)

Amy Lane Sue wrote: "Oh, nooo! Poor Chicken. I ran into a construction barricade when I had my learning permit. ~snicker~ Easy to laugh about now...then? I was mortified and stopped dead in the middle of the stree..."

Oh geez-- see? It's a HORRIBLE time for teenagers, isn't it? My dad used to get roaring drunk before he took me (like, say, Jeff!). It was the only time he didn't freak me out by yelling at me!


message 7: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper My older kid went through a stop sign the first time I let her out of a nice safe parking lot. Freaked herself out so badly she gave up and plans to try driving again when she's not as distractable (I'm thinking around age 30 - she's 18 now.) The younger one is taking the driver's ed part now, heaven help me.


message 8: by Sue (new)

Sue I laughed so hard reading about Jeff getting drunk while driving with Benny. Something about that visual and Mikhail losing it...made me giggle!

LMAO!!

Let Chicken know that it will get easier. However, I did get my first speeding ticket about 3 months after I got my license...not a shining moment. LOL


message 9: by Amy (new)

Amy Lane Kaje wrote: "My older kid went through a stop sign the first time I let her out of a nice safe parking lot. Freaked herself out so badly she gave up and plans to try driving again when she's not as distractabl..."

My problem with Chicken is that shit isn't freaking her out! But yeah-- it's hard. On the one hand, I'm tired of being a taxi. On the other, I don't want to see the alternative!


message 10: by Amy (new)

Amy Lane Sue wrote: "I laughed so hard reading about Jeff getting drunk while driving with Benny. Something about that visual and Mikhail losing it...made me giggle!

LMAO!!

Let Chicken know that it will get ea..."


She's been watching me drive her whole life--she's GOT to be better than I am!


message 11: by Kaje (new)

Kaje Harper Amy wrote: "My problem with Chicken is that shit isn't freaking her out! But yeah-- it's hard. On the one hand, I'm tired of being a taxi. On the other, I don't want to see the alternative!
..."


Everything freaks this kid out - she's always amped up to 11. Fortunately she's at college now and can't afford a car so it's a moot point for a while. I admit I breathed a sigh of relief when she didn't get to the point of taking the test before leaving home. Although who knows how her boyfriend drives...


message 12: by Amy (new)

Amy Lane Kaje wrote: "Amy wrote: "My problem with Chicken is that shit isn't freaking her out! But yeah-- it's hard. On the one hand, I'm tired of being a taxi. On the other, I don't want to see the alternative!
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Yeah-- my oldest gets SO flustered--he keeps putting off getting his permit, and my husband and I are sort of relieved. He's got public transportation DIALED, and it's FREE, and he had no job... we say go with that!


message 13: by Mountie (new)

Mountie The Squish and Zoomboy and Jaws was just too funny Amy. Thanks for sharing. I learned to drive a tractor when I was 10 and was driving the back roads around the farm in the old truck when I was 13. BUT I still remember failing my first drivers exam at 16 because a pedestrian waiting at a crosswalk is different than driving by a herd of cows on the roadside. How was I supposed to remember that I was supposed to stop? Passed it the second time. I wish Big T and Chicken all the best in getting their permits, so the Mom taxi can take the occasional break.


message 14: by Amy (new)

Amy Lane Mountie wrote: "The Squish and Zoomboy and Jaws was just too funny Amy. Thanks for sharing. I learned to drive a tractor when I was 10 and was driving the back roads around the farm in the old truck when I was 1..."

LOL-- see, I'd make the same mistake! And I'm envious of people who had a chance to just get behind the wheel and drive in a big open space-- does so much for the confidence, yanno?


message 15: by Mountie (last edited Jan 04, 2012 09:02AM) (new)

Mountie Can't hit much except the big power line poles in a hay field. I was blessed. Still was scared shitless passing on a two lane highway with a dotted center line and not a passing lane. And the first time I drove over a narrow wooden bridge with traffic coming? *shivers*" But we made it and so will the youngsters.


message 16: by Amy (new)

Amy Lane Mountie wrote: "Can't hit much except the big power line poles in a hay field. I was blessed. Still was scared shitless passing on a two lane highway with a dotted center line and not a passing lane. And the fi..."

Yeah-- they're responsible kids, which is why it's so scary for them. They know that it's pretty dire if they fuck up!


message 17: by Mountie (new)

Mountie Yep the wrath of Mom is to be feared. Mine had "the evil eye", and I quaked in my booties.


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