FIVE REASONS WHY VAMPIRES MAKE TERRIBLE ASSISTANT LIBRARIANS

1. THEY HATE SHARING.

It’s true! Little known fact but vampires really hate people touching their stuff. In the case of Michael Vanderhorst, the assistant librarian in my Librarian’s Vampire Assistant series, he’s especially touchy when it comes to books. He accredits this to his territorial nature, but whatever the case, it makes him a horrible library employee. He literally gets the heebie jeebies anytime he has to touch a used book.

2. THEY’RE UNRELIABLE WHEN IT COMES TO SCHEDULES.

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