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Razor Unicyclist Strikes Again
Too late, the melting astronauts noticed the container's "GAMMA RAYS" warning
The ASPCA were none too pleased when the NRA debuted "Gummy Bear Taxidermy"
Reviews were mixed for the debut episode of "Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire That's A Non-Descript Emerald Merchant Without Opposable Thumbs?"
Citizens Narrowly Escape Harm When Delta Flight Jettisons Rancid Jell-O
Taliban leaders appear willing to compromise, says dead woman who was told she would be cut in four pieces
Great Moments in Diplomacy: Churchill Cedes Half of Greenland to the Russian Bear
Tonight! On an all-new "Bear Witness!" While adjudicating a tricky child custody battle, Judge Ursa invokes King Solomon!
Captain Kirk finally figures out how to have sex with two green aliens
"Take your nap, young students, or I'll skip right to the chapter about the Aztecs."