New Things and the VBS! (No, not that kind)

FIRST, an abject apology for the VIDEO I posted in the entry below. I did not realize it WAS a video of graphically horrible deaths. The website made it look like I was going embed a CREEPY GAME in which a raccoon chases Mario through a mushroom-laden abattoir. I took the video down and replaced it with a link to the game. SO SORRY.

Look, as an apology, I present you with a charming picture of a giraffe about to do a shot of tequila that you can put in the brain cell that is currently...