Things That Are Awful

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. The way he looks up at his person and makes lip-smackies. As if he is saying, "MMMM THANKS FOR THE DELCICIOUS….NOTHING." And yet he keeps trying. He is Sisyphus Lizard. It is awful.

And yet I laugh and laugh.

Look, this is awful, too:

Our across the street neighbors have a Santa wonderland thing going, and at night this fellow inflates and lights up, filling our cul-de-sac with a cheery kitschy glow. However, all day long, he looks like Dead Melted Santa Puddle. Santa as...