I Thought It Was “Useless” For Longer Than I Should Have

I was a fan of Courage the Cowardly Dog. I was a fan from back when it was just “The Chicken from Outer Space” on What a Cartoon! However, I kept hearing “Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband, [Useless] Bagge!” in the intro way longer than I should have.

It was, of course, not Useless. It was Eustace Bagge. I knew it wasn’t Useless, that it couldn’t be. I kept hearing it that way though. Eustace is not exactly a common name.