This is flattering … I think

Apparently, there are used-book sellers out there who are asking upward of $40 for my novel.

I have three responses for this:

1. Holy smokes!

2. If they can fetch that price, God bless ‘em. Capitalism rules.

3. Capitalism is also a bitch: I’ll give you a new copy for $14.95 (plus shipping and handling), and I’ll even sign it.

Good luck, anonymous book sellers!