Hot New Jeff Goldblum Content & More Instagram News

I promise I don’t get all my news from Instagram, but Instagram does supply me with some news, occasionally against my will and/or pleasure, as in the case of this shark “saying hi” to a boat. This weekend was no different; between patronizing a bar I thought was cool but turned out to be empty (humbling), fretting about the planet in both a specific and a general sense (learn more about the Amazon fires here, and help here), and eating disappointing chocolate-covered pretzels (marginally less upsetting), I scrolled a fair amount. Below, eight things I discovered while doing so, plus a bonus you’ll most certainly want to see, so don’t touch that mf dial:

1. Jeff Goldblum announced his new show

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See the world through my glasses on my new show with @natgeo streaming November 12th on @disneyplus! #theworldaccordingtojeffgoldblum