Again With The Snakes?

(All we have to feral is feral itself)
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I’ve subscribed to a darkly sinister conspiracy theory. I believe there’s a handful of zealous, evil realtors out there who hire snakes. You know, as relocation motivators.

And they’ve sent me another one.

If you’re one of the three people outside of my immediate family who read my weekly humor columns, you know by now of my “issues” with snakes. I despise them more than any creature on Earth that’s not running for office. If some woman someho...