Random Eavesdroppings and Assorted Cafe Wino Wisdoms

“You can’t just snort coke and piss away your time screwing
people named after Greek food.”

“The terrorists poured salt all over your ass.”

“Wait ‘till you get a load of my new gray bib.”

“Fast food has disgusting feet in it just like you do.”

“Kids in the south still sing Civil War marching songs dude.
They think they came from, like, cartoons.”

“The English don’t eat pussy man. S’why their teeth are so fucked up.”

“Ready Steady Go was not a Ramones song you hillbilly
cretin. Go back to Florida.”

“I gotta take a piss. Gimme your purse.”

“First really dirty magazine I ever had was Esquire. Hothouse salami man.”

“Are you my mother? What are we, Lutherans?”

“I want the whole room to boo me. Then I get fired.”

“We do it my way and we’re heroes. We’re like barracuda pimp
times two.”