Seeking: PT Assistant for Waking Vixen

As I've started to take a deeper look at my present and future, it's becoming really clear to me that I need help. So -deep breath- I'm hiring an assistant. Feel free to circulate this to people who you think might be a match, BUT I am not posting this on job boards and shit, because I want to hire someone from the communities I value.

PLEASE READ ALL OF THE BELOW AND FOLLOW THE APPLICATION DIRECTIONS OR YOUR EMAIL WILL BE DELETED. I know this is long. I've never hired a paid someone for my...