Neighbors

One of my
neighbors, albeit not very neighborly, was recently overheard having a
late-night alcohol fueled conversation with a friend of his. The subject was
me, my wife and our three dogs. The drunken prattle concerned the shooting of
our dogs, suggested by my neighbor. His friend responded, from what I have been
told, with enthusiasm when he said, “Fuck that shit, we should shoot the
owners.