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Jim Beam Distillery Continues To Deny Rumors of Hostile Chinese Takeover
Backstage at the auditions for "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf's Mini-Bar?"
Cream-colored Military Drone Plane Lands In Hanoi Kitchen, Pentagon Admits
Jihadist Plot Foiled As TSA Agent Spots Tiny Terrorist Disguised As Bottle of Duty-Free Ouzo
Zagat Reviewers Conflicted Over Five-Star Rating For "Tony's Dysfunctional Family Pizzeria"
Facing drastic budget cuts, Delta adds "frumpy" to list of stewardess job requirements
Reviews were mixed for Nick Nolte's remake of "The Glass Menagerie"
Smithsonian Finally Opens Trunk of W.C. Field's 4-Seater Hudson
Charlie Sheen checks his baggage for the 30-minute flight
"Welcome to Skid Row Panda Garden Lunch Buffet! Smoking or Non?"