Theirs No They’re There

(Life in a guilt-free zone)
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Years ago, in a humor column titled Know Your Blood Typo, I introduced you to an imaginary woman named Spelladonna. Yes, I was taking pain medications at the time, but let’s not get distracted by healthcare here.

If I may quote:

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Spelladonna is not necessarily a female. I refer to Spelladonna as “her” for purely economic reasons: I created her, and I created this humor column, and I’m not getting paid much for either. But that’s oka...