A Report on the Living Dead (A Memoir of the Last Days)

In looking at all possibilities for my collection The Third Bear (cover above), I found a very old story I wrote when I was 16, "A Report on the Living Dead," which is up on my parody of author sites, VanderWorld. Given the popularity of zombies, here's the first bit and a link to the rest. I, um, abjectly apologize to the French for this piece. In my defense, I was very young. It's pretty silly. (Erm, not right for the collection, either.)

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"I dream badly–accursed kings and queens and...