How to Shit in the Woods
In Episode 103 of the Boldly Went Podcast, "You Can Do(o) Better," we featured the humiliating and hilarious story by Dan Clem who learned the hard way about how to poop in the woods.
Dan's story was an honest, and unexpected, depiction of the trials that shitting outside can bring. After electing to poop under a rock, he came into contact with the famous, Bogachiel Beth. It only seems right to pay tribute to Bogachiel Beth, the longest serving National Park Service Volunteer Ranger (30+ years). Then, in our effort to make a wrong a right, we do our best to help you avoid unwelcome poo angels in the forest by teaching you proper technique for shitting in the woods.Beth "Bogaciel Beth" RossowBeth is one of the world's best dirtbags... and get this... she's from Tacoma, the same gritty home of Boldly Went!
Beth's everything we aspire to be! Beth lived in a self-constructed treehouse made of styrofoam and managed to survive on only $2,000 per year while saving the rest of her income each year to fund her international trips!
Beth Rossow, or Bogachiel Beth, has become an almost legendary figure in the Bogachiel Valley where she has been living for 3 decades. She's said to be the longest serving National Park Service Volunteer Ranger (didn't fact check that because we're a storytelling platform, not a news source, but seems possible enough).
Beth saw the valley as an area that got little attention especially in comparison with the Olympic Peninsula’s other more famed attractions, so 30 years ago she reached out to the National Park Service to offer to maintain the valley. Beth defined the conditions for volunteering which were that she wouldn't be required to wear a park service uniform, and that she would be allowed to stay in the back country indefinitely. Since then, Beth has resided in the Bogachiel Valley for 100 consecutive days every year for 30 years!
Original Note from Bogaciel Beth.The big doody no-noIn Episode 103, Dan described the emotions he had after received this reprimanding note from Bogaciel Beth after an admittedly poor decision about his wilderness waste disposal.
It remains a mystery about how Beth found the evidence. Was she watching? We don't know. Or was it actually possible that she noticed this trail disturbance? This option's more likely since Beth is intimately famililar with this trail that she has spent over 2500 days in the Bogachiel and hiked over 9000 miles on this 25 mile trail.
Here's a list of supplies to get you started shitting in the woods:A sealable plastic bag for packing out your used toilet paper. A camp trowel to dig with. Highly recommended. This is my favorite.Some high-elevation or sensitive areas require people to pack out solid human waste. In that case don’t forget human waste disposal bags. There are a few different kinds: some are simple plastic bags known as “blue bags,” others are sealable, double-layer bags containing gel for absorption. These bags are supposed to be leakproof, but, I think it’s very wise to place them in another plastic bag to be safe. Personal preference.
The best ultralight titanium trowelDoing the doodyWhen nature calls, carry your supplies 200 feet, that’s 70 steps, away from a trail, campsite or water source.Choose underbrush for privacy if you like.Before you leave the trail, pay special attention to your surroundings to make sure you can find your way back to your camp or trail. Seriously, this has happened to me and many others who I have known who have gotten turned around in the middle of the woods after a number 2 and couldn’t then tell which way was the correct way to get back on course.If possible, find loose, rich soil and a sunny site. These conditions help decompose waste more quickly. Use a trowel, stick, rock or boot heel to make a hole about 4 inches wide and 6 to 8 inches deep.
6- 8 inches is way deeper than you think!
I carry a 6-8 inch long trowel (pictured just above), it’s titanium, super light, and honestly one of my favorite pieces of equipment. I’ve heard many people’s stories who have used a stick or boot heel, then switched to a trowel that they then realized they were never getting deep enough.
Consider a trowel.
Use as little toilet paper as possible. To reduce your use of TP, you can:Wipe off with natural objects such as large leaves (make sure they’re not poisonous), smooth stones and even snowballs.Create a backcountry bidet by using a tiny refillable, spray bottle. A popular choice is to use one of those drink flavoring drop bottles, for example Mio brand, which is pictured just below. Find these in the instant coffee aisle of your grocery usuallyNot an ad
This looks like an ad, but it isn't, it's an example of a bottle that you can fill with water then spray your butt off with. Boldly Went strives to be 100% listener supported, and we hope you'll be a supporter and join us on Patreon. Click on this butt sprayer to learn more....promise, it will take you to our Patreon Page!If you’re not carrying out your TP, you have one other option - grab a stick, and mix your TP into the poo well. You may need to spray with some water to help mix.
Do not just lay that TP on top for it to poke out of the ground in an ugly little TP bloom later. Don’t do it!
After mixing, or packing it out, then cover the waste with the original dirt from the hole you dug, fill the hole and make it into a mound.Place a rock or branch over the space to discourage animals and critters from digging there. You can also place an upright stick in it to discourage the next humans in need of a hole, but I don’t recommend that because it rubs against leave no trace principles.Lastly, and very important, apply some sanitizer in the palms of your hands. Do me a favor and soak your nasty, smelly, disgusting, germ-carrying little fingertips into it first before spreading it around on the rest of your hands. What about pee?If you’re just peeing, you don’t need to dig a hole, but if you are using toilet paper and deciding not to carry it out, you absolutely better dig a hole and bury that stuff deep so it doesn’t create nasty little TP blooms! Seriously, no one wants to see that. Our friends over at Wander Woman Gear have snapped these disgusting photos to prove that your nasty TP doesn't just disintegrate like you might think. Gross! Don't be that person!
Nasty TP Blooms off trail. All toilet paper should be packed out, or at a minimum buried deep.Try a pee rag (good for use in the wild and at home too!)If you can’t bare the thought of the shake it off method, also known as the drip dry method, but let’s be honest, no one ever sits there long enough to dry… then get yourself a re-usable pee rag. There’s some really awesome ones and the one I use every single day and love for it's soft inner and waterproof external shell is from Wander Woman Gear that's owned by Nurse Betty, a hard core, triple-crown thru-hiker who really knows what's up.Go out and try it!Now you’re ready to continue on your way! When you do, think of us, Bogaciel Beth, and, of course, Dan Clem!
When Dan heard his story was coming out in the podcast, he replied, "Woot woot! I just pooped myself with joy... and cleaned it up!"
Special thanks to Michaela Elias who co-wrote this piece.
Thanks for reading. Be sure to listen to Episode 103. And for more tips on how to be a responsible dirtbag, check out our book, "The Dirtbag's Guide to Life: Eternal Truth for Hiker Trash, Ski Bums, and Vagabonds."
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Dan's story was an honest, and unexpected, depiction of the trials that shitting outside can bring. After electing to poop under a rock, he came into contact with the famous, Bogachiel Beth. It only seems right to pay tribute to Bogachiel Beth, the longest serving National Park Service Volunteer Ranger (30+ years). Then, in our effort to make a wrong a right, we do our best to help you avoid unwelcome poo angels in the forest by teaching you proper technique for shitting in the woods.Beth "Bogaciel Beth" RossowBeth is one of the world's best dirtbags... and get this... she's from Tacoma, the same gritty home of Boldly Went!
Beth's everything we aspire to be! Beth lived in a self-constructed treehouse made of styrofoam and managed to survive on only $2,000 per year while saving the rest of her income each year to fund her international trips!
Beth Rossow, or Bogachiel Beth, has become an almost legendary figure in the Bogachiel Valley where she has been living for 3 decades. She's said to be the longest serving National Park Service Volunteer Ranger (didn't fact check that because we're a storytelling platform, not a news source, but seems possible enough).
Beth saw the valley as an area that got little attention especially in comparison with the Olympic Peninsula’s other more famed attractions, so 30 years ago she reached out to the National Park Service to offer to maintain the valley. Beth defined the conditions for volunteering which were that she wouldn't be required to wear a park service uniform, and that she would be allowed to stay in the back country indefinitely. Since then, Beth has resided in the Bogachiel Valley for 100 consecutive days every year for 30 years!
Original Note from Bogaciel Beth.The big doody no-noIn Episode 103, Dan described the emotions he had after received this reprimanding note from Bogaciel Beth after an admittedly poor decision about his wilderness waste disposal. It remains a mystery about how Beth found the evidence. Was she watching? We don't know. Or was it actually possible that she noticed this trail disturbance? This option's more likely since Beth is intimately famililar with this trail that she has spent over 2500 days in the Bogachiel and hiked over 9000 miles on this 25 mile trail.
We can’t prevent shitting, but we can do better when trying to be less shitty to the environment. ~Ep. 103, You Can Do(o) BetterHow to Shit In the Woods: An exhaustive explanationFor all you adventure buddies and dirtbags out there wondering about the correct way to poop in the woods, here are our practiced tips. First, make sure you know what the rules are in the area you will be hiking in and therefore what supplies you will need.
Here's a list of supplies to get you started shitting in the woods:A sealable plastic bag for packing out your used toilet paper. A camp trowel to dig with. Highly recommended. This is my favorite.Some high-elevation or sensitive areas require people to pack out solid human waste. In that case don’t forget human waste disposal bags. There are a few different kinds: some are simple plastic bags known as “blue bags,” others are sealable, double-layer bags containing gel for absorption. These bags are supposed to be leakproof, but, I think it’s very wise to place them in another plastic bag to be safe. Personal preference.
The best ultralight titanium trowelDoing the doodyWhen nature calls, carry your supplies 200 feet, that’s 70 steps, away from a trail, campsite or water source.Choose underbrush for privacy if you like.Before you leave the trail, pay special attention to your surroundings to make sure you can find your way back to your camp or trail. Seriously, this has happened to me and many others who I have known who have gotten turned around in the middle of the woods after a number 2 and couldn’t then tell which way was the correct way to get back on course.If possible, find loose, rich soil and a sunny site. These conditions help decompose waste more quickly. Use a trowel, stick, rock or boot heel to make a hole about 4 inches wide and 6 to 8 inches deep.
6- 8 inches is way deeper than you think!
I carry a 6-8 inch long trowel (pictured just above), it’s titanium, super light, and honestly one of my favorite pieces of equipment. I’ve heard many people’s stories who have used a stick or boot heel, then switched to a trowel that they then realized they were never getting deep enough.
Consider a trowel.
Use as little toilet paper as possible. To reduce your use of TP, you can:Wipe off with natural objects such as large leaves (make sure they’re not poisonous), smooth stones and even snowballs.Create a backcountry bidet by using a tiny refillable, spray bottle. A popular choice is to use one of those drink flavoring drop bottles, for example Mio brand, which is pictured just below. Find these in the instant coffee aisle of your grocery usuallyNot an ad
This looks like an ad, but it isn't, it's an example of a bottle that you can fill with water then spray your butt off with. Boldly Went strives to be 100% listener supported, and we hope you'll be a supporter and join us on Patreon. Click on this butt sprayer to learn more....promise, it will take you to our Patreon Page!If you’re not carrying out your TP, you have one other option - grab a stick, and mix your TP into the poo well. You may need to spray with some water to help mix.Do not just lay that TP on top for it to poke out of the ground in an ugly little TP bloom later. Don’t do it!
After mixing, or packing it out, then cover the waste with the original dirt from the hole you dug, fill the hole and make it into a mound.Place a rock or branch over the space to discourage animals and critters from digging there. You can also place an upright stick in it to discourage the next humans in need of a hole, but I don’t recommend that because it rubs against leave no trace principles.Lastly, and very important, apply some sanitizer in the palms of your hands. Do me a favor and soak your nasty, smelly, disgusting, germ-carrying little fingertips into it first before spreading it around on the rest of your hands. What about pee?If you’re just peeing, you don’t need to dig a hole, but if you are using toilet paper and deciding not to carry it out, you absolutely better dig a hole and bury that stuff deep so it doesn’t create nasty little TP blooms! Seriously, no one wants to see that. Our friends over at Wander Woman Gear have snapped these disgusting photos to prove that your nasty TP doesn't just disintegrate like you might think. Gross! Don't be that person!
Nasty TP Blooms off trail. All toilet paper should be packed out, or at a minimum buried deep.Try a pee rag (good for use in the wild and at home too!)If you can’t bare the thought of the shake it off method, also known as the drip dry method, but let’s be honest, no one ever sits there long enough to dry… then get yourself a re-usable pee rag. There’s some really awesome ones and the one I use every single day and love for it's soft inner and waterproof external shell is from Wander Woman Gear that's owned by Nurse Betty, a hard core, triple-crown thru-hiker who really knows what's up.Go out and try it!Now you’re ready to continue on your way! When you do, think of us, Bogaciel Beth, and, of course, Dan Clem! When Dan heard his story was coming out in the podcast, he replied, "Woot woot! I just pooped myself with joy... and cleaned it up!"
Special thanks to Michaela Elias who co-wrote this piece.
Thanks for reading. Be sure to listen to Episode 103. And for more tips on how to be a responsible dirtbag, check out our book, "The Dirtbag's Guide to Life: Eternal Truth for Hiker Trash, Ski Bums, and Vagabonds."
Before you go, sign up for our newsletter and at least click this link to visit our Patreon Page to see what it's all about. We are able to bring you stories like this and weekly podcasts because of listener's like you who support us on Patreon. Be a part! #mc_embed_signup{background:#fff; clear:left; font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; width:100%;} /* Add your own Mailchimp form style overrides in your site stylesheet or in this style block. We recommend moving this block and the preceding CSS link to the HEAD of your HTML file. */Never Miss an Episode or Event: Get Our Newsletter
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