In the Dragon's Jaws: The Immaculate Interrogation of Jesse Bullington

First of all, I want you to know that we will find out the truth.

If that were the case your first question would not be such a bald-faced lie.

What's with the damn moustache?

This isn't the Sceptered bloody Isle, this is America, and in America it is not spelled "moustache," it is spelled "dandy whips," and "it" is "with it." I suggest you get with the same. Also, I wear a beard now.

Would you rather be dead?

That's how we know we're alive.

What the hell were you thinking, man?
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