You Found Me How?

Dude at Geekinghard.com has this monthly thing he does called "You Found Me How?" where he shows us the varied and unique search terms people have used to find his blog.  This is what I got for you now…

there once was a man in nantucket
dawes a little bit of everything (person actually left a comment!)
unconscious girl
Illinois Horseshoe
she fell

Sadly, I know why every one of those drew people.  People are very strange.