Enough Already

(Let’s, like, move on and stuff)
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Okay, America. I think it’s time. We’ve put this off far too long, and the situation only gets worse the longer we let it go on. It’s time to let England go.

We were able to handle swapping pounds and pence for dollars and cents. We managed to let go of the metric system, mostly because nobody could say “Brady and the Patriots are facing a tough third down and centimeters” with a straight face. We got rid of that whole “royalty” thing, except for th...